Lost In Space? Try Location Earth Dog Tags.
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008
So, you are out sightseeing around the galaxy with some new extraterrestrial friends and wouldn’t you know it, they can’t remember where they picked you up! Depending on the nature of your traveling companions, getting home may not be a big concern, but eventually you are going to want to visit with family and friends. What is a lost earthling to do?
If you had these Location Earth Dog Tags getting home would be no problem. Based on NASA research for the gold plaque attached to Pioneer 10, each tag contains the mathematical location of Earth in relation to several major pulsars as well as Earth’s location in our solar system and a map of the planets major land masses.
Available for $12.99 including shipping to the US, each tag comes with a 24″ ball chain, rubber silencer, and a money back guarantee if you can not get back to Earth while wearing the tag (though, how exactly you would collect said warranty if you were lost in space, I don’t know - but I guess it’s the thought that counts).
